CJ is gay

That is all.

I will provide a suprise for thee.

If you can answer me these riddles three.

1) What piece of woman's attire,

    Most stokes a man's desire?

2) For some I go fast for others slow,

     To most people I'm an obsession,

     Relying on me is a well practised lesson.

     What am I?

3) Enter Matt's true title in the url bar above,

    Finished with a .com you will find something you love. 

Answers after the break.

Daily Life Update

Nothing new happening atm, just eating a sandwich doing the usual.  Wearing a headband, dotting down important business meetings in my journal, you know just the boring old same old same old.  The sandwich is pretty good beeteedub, thanks for asking.

Until next time,
Au revoir (that's French for goodbye for now - Credentials: Got a B in French, no big)

Man this guy is Cable.

See, told you.

Me and Steve

Just hanging out as usual.  You know doing mentor-mentee kind of things (like making me believe in my self, doing menial tasks that will eventually lead up to something greater, showing that it was me the whole time not the shoes, being there for me, stuff like that).

And to thank Steve for choosing me -and only me- as his apprentice, I have made him this tribute video.

Matt's Slightly Psychic Moment of the Week!!! #2

Sorry about the delay, but I know you all have been waiting it so I made it a bumper issue!!!  So here is this week's SPMotW!!!

Harry Is A...

Hippie girl robot.

Just think about it.  His "brothers" look exactly the same as him, therefore they must all be the same model of robot.  And his parents are rich white people, who bought them because they couldn't have normal human kids (like me or anyone else).  And whenever he's playing COD or Halo he always manages to spawn kill and beat us every single time, like the game code is encoded into him.  And not too mention that he has a serial number on his right buttock (don't ask how I know).

So all this time we've been calling Harry a screen watcher and a cheat, but he's been denying it the whole time, because he was right.  It was all encoded into his robot hardware.

So I think I speak for all of us when I say I am truly sorry from the bottom of my heart and hope you can find it in yours to forgive us.

And what's the bet he's going to retaliate by calling me a robot and/or insulting Taylor Swift somehow?

An artist's impression of Harry Scott.

Catch you on the flipside,

Matt

P.S.  Does anyone else hate it how whenever you go next blog, it's always German?