Matt's Slightly Psychic Moment of the Week!!! #2

Sorry about the delay, but I know you all have been waiting it so I made it a bumper issue!!!  So here is this week's SPMotW!!!

Harry Is A...

Hippie girl robot.

Just think about it.  His "brothers" look exactly the same as him, therefore they must all be the same model of robot.  And his parents are rich white people, who bought them because they couldn't have normal human kids (like me or anyone else).  And whenever he's playing COD or Halo he always manages to spawn kill and beat us every single time, like the game code is encoded into him.  And not too mention that he has a serial number on his right buttock (don't ask how I know).

So all this time we've been calling Harry a screen watcher and a cheat, but he's been denying it the whole time, because he was right.  It was all encoded into his robot hardware.

So I think I speak for all of us when I say I am truly sorry from the bottom of my heart and hope you can find it in yours to forgive us.

And what's the bet he's going to retaliate by calling me a robot and/or insulting Taylor Swift somehow?

An artist's impression of Harry Scott.

Catch you on the flipside,

Matt

P.S.  Does anyone else hate it how whenever you go next blog, it's always German?

D-Man's temples

Are exactly like this.

Another great site...

Yea another awesome site and it's made by none other than myself! You can find it at www.wolfchampion.blogspot.com

Yes, I know I've already got an awesome blog, but I have a sympton called schizophrenia.  My other half spontaneously comes out and makes blogs about me under the alias of "D-Man" or "Declan".  So everything you read on www.wolfchampion.blogspot.com is true (yes, sadly I listen to Dizzee Rascal on occasion, I'm sorry).

My other half may also spread lies sometimes (they're usually about the talented Taylor Swift, the awesome Matt Spear or the poor, little innocent Myer).  But you can always trust on my other half (and consequently me) being Wolf Champion all the time.  My other half (as I jokingly refer to him as the D-Evil) may (but is not limited to) slandering this site and saying that I'm lying, so I'm just preparing you guys for that.  In fact he is most likely to say that this complete post is bullshit and start throwing personal insults at me (his personal defence mechanism) and saying how "I'm a tosser" or "You're not Wolf Champion, I am" and other trivial insults like that.

But fear not loyal readers I am getting psychiatric help and seeking to become one with myself once again.  So until then, be careful of what you read at my other site.

Catch you on the flipside,
Matt



P.S.  And yes my two sides comment on each others blogs.  I'm cool like that.

Found a great little site...

This week's blog in focus is http://dolphinshavelungs.blogspot.com/

I know you may be thinking "Wait, that blog name is not true", but don't look away just yet, this whole site is ironic.  The title, the posts it's just great.  It has such classic lines as "Matt Spear stole my goddam chair" when it's obviously mine.  It's so funny it had me loling the whole time at it's well thought out lie, which are clever and are almost realistic if it wasn't for it's complete bull shit (and poor grammar).

So all in all I give this blog an ironic (which is a good song beeteedub) rating of

Matt's Slightly Psychic Moment of the Week!!! #1

Yea you guys know it, you love it and know it's back!!!!

*pause for applause*

The much loved, and acclaimed series is back with a stunner of an entry.
So without further ado here's this week's entry!

Hey D-Man

This one's for you.






R.I.P. Biology '10


Catch you on the flipside,
Matt

I'm Back!!!!!

Hey guys, it's me again.  Your friendly neighbourhood Wolf Champion (Matt).

So how do you guys like the re-design?  I thought my old blog (which I've had since 2004) was getting a bit shabby so I thought I might spruce it up a bit :)

I know how everyone loved my old blog and the thousands of comments were really awesome (along with my thousands of awesome fans), but I thought I needed a fresh start.

I know how all you thousands of followers are thinking "Hey Matt!  I can't comment on your ridiculously awesome new blog!  What's up with that?"  Well as I said before I wanted a new start and I wanted to be fair to all the other bloggers in the blogosphere, so I've decided to ban you all from commenting and viewing (except for this one post).  Sorry guys, but it's for the greater good.

And for anyone looking for my old blog (featured on blogger.com in June 2007!!!), will be disappointed as I have deleted all remnants of it, and anyone looking for it, will not be able to find it, because now (in theory) it doesn't exist, so there will be no evidence of it.  Like I said I wanted a fresh start.

So I hope you guys will enjoy the second coming of Matthew J. Spear.


Catch you on the flipside,
Matt




P.S.  I didn't willing block all you guys, the admins at blogger.com did because they thought I was way too OP, so they decided to nerf me :(



P.P.S  Does anyone else find it weird how blogger.com doesn't recognize "blog" as a real word?